Greensburg's Local Beer Distributor
on Route 66
Welcome to the lab. Hundreds of cold beers from singles to cases, special-order kegs for your events, ready-to-drink cocktails and seltzers, and a wonderful selection of premium cigars — locally owned, and five minutes up Rt 66 from downtown Greensburg.
What's In The Lab
Every experiment needs the right ingredients. Here's what we keep in stock, every day of the week.
Beer — Singles to Cases
From Miller, Bud, and Coors to the finest craft, import, and seasonal beers. Grab a single from 12 to 40 oz, build a six pack, or load up a 30 pack.
Kegs — Special Order
Planning a party, wedding, or tailgate? Kegs are special order only — order ahead and we'll have yours cold and ready on pickup day. Start an order →
RTD Cocktails & Seltzers
Twisted Tea, White Claw, margaritas in a can, Fireball, Pink Whitney, and more — mixed drinks without the mixing.
Premium Cigars
A wonderful, hand-picked cigar selection to pair with your pour. Ask us for a recommendation.
Why Greensburg Shops The Lab
Run by a real scientist. Mad Scientist Beer was founded by Mindy, a former DNA forensic scientist who traded the crime lab for the beer lab — and brought the scientific method with her.
Locally owned and independent. We're not a chain and not a gas station cooler. We're your neighbors, and we stock Pennsylvania proudly — Yuengling, IC Light, Rolling Rock, Stoney's, and local craft.
A human checks the shelf for you. Looking for something specific? Call us and we'll walk over and look while you're on the phone. Try that with a big-box store.
The Scientific Method, Applied to Beer
Our staff trains constantly on what's new and trending in craft beer and microbrews — and we taste this stuff, so our recommendations are real.
Fresh Findings From The Cooler
A few staples and a few wild experiments from our Top 50 — and this is just a taste of the store.
Miller Lite
A classic American light lager with a malty flavor, a hint of sweetness, and a subtle hoppy finish. Clear, pale gold, easy-drinking, and always refreshing.
Yuengling Traditional Lager
Pennsylvania's pride from America's oldest brewery. Rich amber color, roasted caramel malt sweetness, and a lightly floral hop finish.
Voodoo Ranger Juice Force
A hazy imperial IPA bursting with tangerine, apricot, mango, and pineapple, backed by a balanced hop bite.
New Trail Double Broken Heels
A hazy double IPA loaded with intense tangerine, grapefruit, and tropical fruit flavor with a slightly sweet finish.
Four Loko Jungle Juice
A wild mix of tropical flavors — pineapple, mango, orange, guava, and passion fruit — with a serious punch.
Hard Mtn Dew Baja Blast
The legendary tropical lime Baja Blast flavor, all grown up. Refreshing, sweet, and caffeine-free.
Cold Beer, Right Now
We're on Rt 66 at the north end of Greensburg — easy in, easy out, free parking at the door, and an easy drive from Jeannette, Latrobe, Youngwood, Delmont, New Stanton, and anywhere else in Westmoreland County.
| Monday | 9:00 AM – 8:00 PM |
| Tuesday | 9:00 AM – 8:00 PM |
| Wednesday | 9:00 AM – 8:00 PM |
| Thursday | 9:00 AM – 8:00 PM |
| Friday | 9:00 AM – 9:00 PM |
| Saturday | 9:00 AM – 9:00 PM |
| Sunday | 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM |
The Shelves Change Every Week.
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